- Good manners go out the window when you feel compelled to call a man an ass during mixed doubles season.
- I don't care what my hair looks like from May til August.
- Visors are flattering.
- Sleeveless tennis shirts are made from tiny pieces of stretchy cloth that don't stretch.
- Sometimes slamming a ball over the fence feels better than actually scoring a point.
- I wish I could serve like a man but still look cute in my skirt.
- Some girls who shake your hand at the beginning of the match don't really want to be your friend.
- Don't touch my racket.
- Glucose tablets go well with Mountain Dew.
- Get your damn hands off my racket.
Monday, September 8, 2008
10 Things I learned while playing tennis
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Ten things I learned about myself while playing tennis.
1. I believe in fair play. Don't call a dang ball out just because you can't beat me.
2. I have quite a temper. (See #1-this is what usually starts it.)
3. I don't believe anyone who starts spouting rules to defend a call. (They are usually just making it up to fit the situation.)
4. I shouldn't eat carrots or peanuts while hot.
5. Contrary to popular belief, pouring a cooler full of ice on your hoo hoo WILL revive you.
6. I'd better be nice to everyone I play because eventually they will show up at some event or party that I am having...AND remember me.
7. I really can run, I just don't like to.
8. I don't like playing line 1 as much as I used to.
9. I don't like playing line 5 as much as I used to.
10. I like to click racquets.
Don't touch your racket- LOL : ) Glucose tablets and Mountain Dew- are you trying to kill yourself?!
NEW POST ALREADY-GEEZ!!!!!
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